Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML
Today, I’m on vacation with my fiancé and his kids. We came to see a wedding venue. Too bad I severely sprained my ankle. I also sprained that same ankle when he proposed. FML
Today, I tripped really hard and twisted my ankle on a toy that was on the floor, dropping a bag of trash filled with coffee and energy drinks my husband has piled around his desk. Instead of helping me up or helping me clean, he berated me about it. Told me that it's not my problem and went to his LoL game. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML
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Top comments
officeradvil 8
That's not very considerate of him.
steelersfan78 0
He has a point. You had no right to try be nice to him.
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Comments (50)
supasxcprincess 0
12 can you put a shirt on.. I don't wanna see your body!!!
kendra19977 0
u shouldn't be talking
Vexation 0
19, put some clothes on.
mpclaw 3
sounds like a control freak jerk. he's "furious"? give me a break. dump this guy!
harviss12 8
lol u MC
Jimboom 12
You are married to the guy and you don't know he hates surprises? Well that sprained ankle will at least mean you can't escape from the kitchen for a while... now get back in there!
iltby 3
Well, he sounds like a douche.
StudMuffinette 17
yeah he probably is...
vanillatwilight6 0
hes an asshole
SeedlessMe 13
If he's really 'furious' about this as you said, I'm gonna go with the idea that he's a total control freak. And not in a good way. Be weary of this man OP, I only see that getting worse..
TheySeeMeTrollin_fml 0
YDI For being with a guy
wintermistress7 1
Sounds like SOMEONE didn't appreciate the extra effort that you were trying to do. Men. -_-
Geiko_fml 0
What an asshole. I'd do anything to make my wife feel better if I could. Jeeesh.