Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, while cuddling, my boyfriend excused himself to get a napkin. When he came back, he nervously admitted he'd got a booger in my hair. He then couldn't get it completely out. FML
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hatersgunnahat 0
At least he admitted it?
MrBoredGuy 1
I would of left it there so later I could be all "what the ****'s in your hair?" but I'm just a nice person
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LaColombianita 26
Lol that's gross.. How did it get in your hair anyway? Did he sneeze? Or was he just digging for gold?
JadeWalker 14
Probably just fell out lol
LaColombianita 26
Lol can that happen? I'd say maybe if his nostrils were pretty big and his boogers weren't sticky but obviously they are if he couldn't get it out of her hair lol.
urmomsabortion 2
That was very nice of him
jsm007 5
To get even with him, next time you guys take a shower together, pee on him.
jrsylilballer6 7
At least he has manners
Pentium_4 27
and that's such a big deal that you say "**** my life" ?? lol
Rainchikmoo 6
At least he was subtle?
ant2590 6
At least you didn't get a bloody tampon thrown at your windshield
SirSquishyPants 1
Or an arrow to the knee
alexh15 13
Any snotty excuses?
hellokatie8 5
Ha^ nice pun xD hope he wasn't a snot about it .
alexh15 13
Haha. Snot funny :P
ilovesarcasm 18
Speaking for myself, if there was no other option- I'd rather have the latter. At least cum is an expected part of intimacy. I want nothing to do with boogers. :)
barneystinson555 12
that is gross