Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, while cuddling, my boyfriend excused himself to get a napkin. When he came back, he nervously admitted he'd got a booger in my hair. He then couldn't get it completely out. FML
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hatersgunnahat 0
At least he admitted it?
MrBoredGuy 1
I would of left it there so later I could be all "what the ****'s in your hair?" but I'm just a nice person
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hatersgunnahat 0
At least he admitted it?
MrBoredGuy 1
I would of left it there so later I could be all "what the ****'s in your hair?" but I'm just a nice person
waswashere 0
It was probably the money snot
quinnbar 6
did you ask him HOW he got a booger in your hair....?
If_Yes_Ment_No 3
He probably casually wiped his nose and then started to touch her hair but didn't realize that the booger went on his hand
staythirsty 2
Aww, he's stuck on you.
lil_miss_katii 7
Romantic moment...? lol at least he told you
chell1894 13
I'd throw up
ddinspire6 10
I hope you got the rest out..
fancyclown 9
Hahah, currently picturing OP sitting there on FML with a booger in her hair.
AngrehPirate 0
That's a sticky situation...
quinnbar 6
literally..lmao
hellokittay 5
That is disgusting. Atleast he tried to clean it off.
ZeroIce 12
At least he let you know.
Rddvl 11
Honesty is the best policy...somewhat. Just wash your hair and scrub it good.
yahoowizard 16
...and gives the boyfriend a reason to do this more often
ilovesarcasm 18
At least he didn't panic and try to brush it out...
bee716 0
How sweet
StoryOfTheYear 15
Probably not very, mine are usually more on the tangy side.
SystemofaBlink41 27
You how boogers make me feel? FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER!
StoryOfTheYear 15
Nose cavity=Nostril?
blackstar994 5
Why do you two still eat your boogers?
SystemofaBlink41 27
You know how boogers make me feel? FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER!
blackstar994 5
So 36. You don't still eat yours, do you?
RetardedChipmunk 7
Take a shower. Problem solved
ohmylanta22 5
Sometimes showers don't get sticky things like gum and boogers out. They just set them in the hair so they're harder to get out. By the way x=12.4
RetardedChipmunk 7
Why cant anyone refrain from solving my math problem?
FunwithBumperCar 0
Boogers are only the third worst thing you can get in your hair while intimate.
SystemofaBlink41 27
What is the second one, if I may ask?
FunwithBumperCar 0
I believe you are the dirty one, as I was clearly talking about knots and gum.
blackstar994 5
Yeah 14 you're nasty!!!
Palirose 22
In all honesty. The only thing I could think of was cum and gum. >_>
murdersquirrel 15
They don't have to rhyme if that helps.
jaredjudd21 2
He ejaculated through his nose?