Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, while cuddling, my boyfriend excused himself to get a napkin. When he came back, he nervously admitted he'd got a booger in my hair. He then couldn't get it completely out. FML
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hatersgunnahat 0
At least he admitted it?
MrBoredGuy 1
I would of left it there so later I could be all "what the ****'s in your hair?" but I'm just a nice person
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hateevryone 15
ewwww wth is wrong with him?
psychaddict 0
Dump him. You deserve someone who will treat you right, mind AND body. He doesn't deserve you.
hoonyer 17
What part of this fml warrants breaking up with the guy? Was it done on purpose, did he laugh at her? No, it was an accident and he tried to fix it.
purpleisbloo 13
Dump him? That's a petty reason to break up with someone. It doesn't sound intentional, and he tried to clean it out of her hair.
starrnao 15
#98 If every undesirable body function warrants a breakup, you will never be in a long term relationship. People aren't perfect, love isn't perfect. You have to learn to accept every part of your partner, even if some parts are more or less attractive
chels1994 11
I see you would not be an easy person to hold a relationship with...
LilSideTwerk 0
atleast hes beinqq honest!!
anna121 5
that is true, he did tell yuu. even though its really gross.
MissMcFly 6
Thats added to my "Top 20 things that make a guy undateable." list & ewe how did his booger get in your hair anyways?
starrnao 15
I think you should reconsider your list, everybody has them. If one booger is enough to make you leave a relationship, then finding the "perfect guy" is going to be an incredibly rough journey. We all have gross bodily functions, no one is perfect. Besides, the guy was kind enough to not only tell her about the booger, he was also nice enough to try to help her get it out of her hair. Who says chivalry is dead?
hollywoodsfreak 0
Well it least could be worse. Haha I had a boyfriend who blew his nose into my hand. Gross. But he freaked out after hahaha.
hoonyer 17
There could be worse things in your hair . . . ;)
5t3ff1k4h 45
Aha. Ahahaha. Ha. You're soooo funny!
brownbear16 0
awww how cute
serenitychaos20 6
Awh what a nice guy haha at least he didn't leave it hahaha that's love!
Melly_izzy411 6
lol okay thats gross!. But i give him kudos for at least owning up to his grossness...lol.