Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, while cuddling, my boyfriend excused himself to get a napkin. When he came back, he nervously admitted he'd got a booger in my hair. He then couldn't get it completely out. FML
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hatersgunnahat 0
At least he admitted it?
MrBoredGuy 1
I would of left it there so later I could be all "what the ****'s in your hair?" but I'm just a nice person
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jazzymay1082 3
well atleast he tried to get some out he could of just left it there for you to find later
shewolf198 0
Yummy
CataracsFan 10
That's pretty nice of him, most people probably wouldn't say anything.
MRSMOJORISIN_fml 0
Whats the FML?
zoe768532 1
Well at least he admitted it.I dated a guy that did that , he didn't even tell me he was always looking at my head after and didn't do enything , then I looked in the mirror to find a huge booger.
wikkedphuka91 0
sooooi get banned but u guys talk sexually explicit n it ok?
frizbycatch 7
He was honest, u gotta be happy with that??? No??? :/
cocodecoeur 12
Well honesty is a virtue...
murdersquirrel 15
A cunning linguist, even?
OfficeNinja 5
Get used to it. My wife farts on me almost every night. Last night it was a mighty hurricane category 5 blast, complete with a trumpet fanfare introduction. It made the sheets ripple. It happens. No big deal when you are living together.