Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML
Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML
Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML
Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, I got the strong urge to pee right as I got home from work. In my hurry to get inside, I grabbed my keys out of my pocket. They flew out of my hand, into the bushes. I couldn't find them in time and ended up wetting myself in my driveway, three minutes before I had to pick my daughter up from school. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML
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jonnied23 20
You shouldn't do that at other people's houses.
p888 0
Offer them a 'drink'
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Comments (204)
loveistwisted 10
Ha. Throw it at them, make scream weird noises, run like hell, and never come back >_
AgaveLoco 5
You dont went to the bathroom because... Ok, ok, your fetish You can see online girls who pee in a cups and make money Your babysitting business is over... Here a new option!
GoldenGrizzly 7
You didn't go to the bathroom because? Oh, ok... it's your fetish. You can see girls online who pee in cups and make money. Your babysitting business is over, here is a new option.
Awsumuzzie 12
I bet with those re-wording skills, you got your high school diploma with flying colors, 80.
braheem 5
wtf!!!!
jaredofmo 22
If the sound of pee in a toilet and flushing would wake those kids, they must be light sleepers (and that is one LOUD toilet).
rubberduckie94 13
Exactly what I was thinking. I never made the house super quiet so my kids learned to sleep through noise. Now I think they could sleep through an earthquake.
DarthDeath 12
Shoulda pee'd in the sink, at least people don't drink out of that.
JessAtta 5
You could've gone into the bathroom and peed in the sink or the bathtub if it was that big of a deal to not go in a toilet.
Enslaved 38
I hope you didn't get paid, sicko! But they allowed you to keep the cup as a reminder of why your ass got fired.
thisisafunnyname 12
Why would that idea even come to your mind? Couldn't hold it for a minute? and at least pee in the cup in the bathroom.
brend5033 4
Why wouldn't you go to the washroom and pee In the sink, I'm assuming you were standing in the kitchen or something like that.
burningpassion69 6
If your a guy just go outside and make sure no one is watching