Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML
Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML
Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML
Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, I got the strong urge to pee right as I got home from work. In my hurry to get inside, I grabbed my keys out of my pocket. They flew out of my hand, into the bushes. I couldn't find them in time and ended up wetting myself in my driveway, three minutes before I had to pick my daughter up from school. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML
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jonnied23 20
You shouldn't do that at other people's houses.
p888 0
Offer them a 'drink'
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Comments (204)
xgetxbentx 13
Why not pee and not flush? I'm assuming it's the noise of flushing that'd wake them, so either don't flush or tell the parents it's just habit and you woke them up on accident but you'll stay and help get them back to bed.
titzenpitzer 9
people do crazy stuff when in panic :) I once took a piss in the garden of my drummer because I was playing guitar in our rehearsal room (garage), there was no one home. And of course, also in mid-stream, his mother drives up. Sigh. Lucky for me, she didn't seem to mind.
monkeymofo 3
A girl and a cup!
MysticKnight 3
STFU MOFO monkey
rekege 18
It may sound bitchy, but I would've peed. The kids would be the parents' problem. Either that or the pee and no flushing idea.
Arrawyn 12
Here's an idea, why dont you just take your piss outside
badnews92 4
Potty? Really? :/
Pandacupcakelove 26
Asuming you're male, you could have just gone outside... You guys are so lucky whit that!
PotatoSupahNinja 3
Why the crap did you pee IN THE KITCHEN. If you want to pee in a cup and wash it down the sink, fine. But why couldn't you do it in the BATHROOM? -____-
lululu333 7
Is not your house, don't do strange things in other people's houses that they wouldn't approve of!
Awsumuzzie 12
Thank goodness you didn't have to fart! Imagine the horror of waking the kids up!? You'd have to climb all the way to the roof and spread them cheeks apart, to make sure you won't be making any crazy unnatural sounds.