Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
How did you not notice you were eating something? Seriously. There is something wrong with this.
24788 7
How is that a bad thing? I'm sure you weren't eating a whole pizza on the scale.
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Comments (78)
AndruFTW 0
dats just.... LOLOL!!
notnerb 0
Firstly, do not beat yourself up on this... most people's weight goes up and down on occassion. The important thing is to take a few simple steps and you can correct this with no problem. I am assuming that you live in the northern hemishere (based on the fact that it's an american based site), so it's not uncommon to be carrying a few extra pounds coming out from winter... we ALL do it! Now the weather is getting better just increase the walking a bit and start enjoying the lovel fresh fruit and veggies that will be turning up in the stores as you move into spring/summer and you'll be fine.
penizulaface 0
#11 its my choice... and better than being fat...
redbluegreen 41
Forcibly making yourself throw up can lead to you gaining weight, actually. Nothing wrong with monitoring what you eat and exercising though.
Aflacduck 0
heh #13, you're basically trading a skinny body for really screwed up teeth
penizulaface 0
#15... as long as you dont binge and you purge a little of what you eat on a restricted diet, you're pretty much losing weight kiddoo... to the screwed up teeth bit... get a whitening toothpaste then. the "british" look died out a couple of centuries ago.
aback 5
I sense a correlation here...
PollySighDevil 0
#13 this is NOT an American based site!! It's French...
PollySighDevil 0
quit whining about your weight, YDI!!
Helldozer 0
LMAO you're so ******* fat.