Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
How did you not notice you were eating something? Seriously. There is something wrong with this.
24788 7
How is that a bad thing? I'm sure you weren't eating a whole pizza on the scale.
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Comments (78)
Tubasaurus 0
What does this tell you? Don't complain about your own poor choices. I can't stand it when people try to throw a pity party about their weight while simultaneously stuffing their faces. It's nobody's fault but your own. YDI
AnotherStranger2 0
LMAO!!!! XD Jesus Christ on a waffle cone, you need to join a gym or something! That's funny shit right there!
heyyou1203 0
well, at least u realized it. Now instead of incessantly eating, use some of that time to go to the gym.
milkradio 0
LOL aw.
Somebody52 0
LOL Well hope you didn't stress to much. Not a big deal. I go back and forthe bewtween about 5 different numbers a lot depending on how much I have been eating, and how many times I had P.E. that week. Not a big deal to gain a few pounds anyway, they just go bye bye in the sumer.
legs_etc_ 0
hahaha o shi-
paintedbythesky 0
ha ha oh the irony..
bellababesurfer 0
Hahahahah I have body image issues. I'm 5'1" &Weigh 92lbs. I think I'm fat. I've been bulimic,ect. Dosnt work that good, hun. Accept yourself for who you are.
Giselle468 0
Eww! You fat disgusting pig!
crazyval619 6
What a fatass!