Today, I was supposed to work with this girl I really like, but I had the flu really bad. I really really wanted to see her so I forced myself out of bed and went to work feeling terrible but determined to see her face. When I got to work I asked where she was. She had called in sick with the flu. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, I finally decided to try to get a date with the girl I like at work. While I was looking for her around the office, her supervisor approached me. She's in the hospital due to Covid-19. FML
Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML
Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML
Today, I had to cancel plans to go to the movies with the guy I've had a crush on for months due to a sudden case of the flu. This was already rescheduled from yesterday, when I had to cancel due to bad weather (after he had already left home). He thinks that I'm just making excuses not to see him. FML
Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My boss refused to believe me and told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in. I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet. Now he says I won't be paid for the day because I barely did any work. FML
Today, after I've been sick all week, but still coming in to work (I'm not contagious) because I know that we're short staffed, I sucked it up and came in again, only to find out 3 other employees called in because they're hungover. Now I have to do my job and theirs. FML
Today, I’m at home, sick with a really bad sinus and ear infection. If I'd gone to the clinic earlier, then it wouldn’t have spread to my ears, but my boss wouldn’t let me take a day off. FML
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Passa 0
Ngaww that's adorable. Not the end of the world though :)
MidstOfDarkness 0
Awwwwww
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Comments (80)
spirited_away33 0
This is not sweet or cute. He could have gotten her sick at work! YDI for not staying at home when you should have.
Soitgoes74 0
YDI for being an asshole and going to work while sick, and probably getting at least one of your other coworkers sick. What? You thought you were going to impress her with your runny nose? By vomiting on her shoes? Pathetic.
fegd 0
Really, how needy are you? Jeez.
noaman 0
how can someone use the word "really" four times in a one whole FML
kitkatkelly 0
If you're sick, STAY HOME. Don't spread the flu.
player69badboy 0
Get a life
tennisgirly 0
awwwwwwwwwwwww
Icarus3 0
YDI for being so self-centered that you saw nothing wrong with exposing your entire office to the flu, all for the sake of seeing some girl! I'm glad SHE was smart enough to realize that when you're that sick, you don't go cavorting around infecting other people!
czarofandronia 0
lol u didn't think that maybe she might not enjoy working with u if u were mad sick right next to her? also, if u hadn't come in and she had, she would hve spent all day thinkin about u man... XD
HAN93 0
thats very romantic :) Even do u failed :/
tana89 0
creeper.