Today, I finally decided to try to get a date with the girl I like at work. While I was looking for her around the office, her supervisor approached me. She's in the hospital due to Covid-19. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was supposed to work with this girl I really like, but I had the flu really bad. I really really wanted to see her so I forced myself out of bed and went to work feeling terrible but determined to see her face. When I got to work I asked where she was. She had called in sick with the flu. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my girlfriend telling me to call when I wake up. Turns out she had one of her friends over who tested positive for Covid and I was just at her house, so now I’m forced to quarantine. FML
Today, I found out my coworker faked having COVID so she could go on vacation. I guess she forgot that we follow each other on Instagram. I saw all her pictures of her drinking and at the beach enjoying herself. I’ve been doing the bulk of her work and staying overtime. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, my boss held a staff meeting to talk about how the Covid-19 pandemic has made us stronger, that all of us are family. Later, my car broke down after work, she drove by, saw me stranded on the road and we made eye contact. I thought she was going to help me, but she drove right on by. FML
Today, the date I was supposed to go on got pushed back for a week, because she told me she was too sick to go out. A bit later, she posted a reel of her out with friends. FML
Today, after spending three weeks in the hospital for a kidney infection, I found out the girl I have been dating now has a girlfriend. I guess that’s why she couldn’t visit me this whole time. FML
Today, I jokingly said to my coworker, "God, what I wouldn't do for a week off work." I was then tested positive for COVID fifteen minutes later. FML
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J15237 25
Try to reach out and see if she needs anything. If you tell her you are there for her it can help lead to a date or true relationship when she is better.
mlcole15 2
Why would her supervisor randomly approach you to tell you about your coworker’s illness?
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Comments (9)
thatswhatshesaid 3
Get the kinks out of the way so you can finally get kinky?
J15237 25
Try to reach out and see if she needs anything. If you tell her you are there for her it can help lead to a date or true relationship when she is better.
mlcole15 2
Why would her supervisor randomly approach you to tell you about your coworker’s illness?
cuz803 46
More like **** her life. She's the one hospitalized, not you
core01 30
Oh no! You were mildly inconvenienced in getting laid, while your intended **** partner was admitted to the hospital. 😒
Plop 17
On the plus side, you should try to get vaccinated before she comes back from the hospital. She'll likely appreciate the value of a resistant immune system more than ever ;)