Today, I was supposed to work with this girl I really like, but I had the flu really bad. I really really wanted to see her so I forced myself out of bed and went to work feeling terrible but determined to see her face. When I got to work I asked where she was. She had called in sick with the flu. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, I finally decided to try to get a date with the girl I like at work. While I was looking for her around the office, her supervisor approached me. She's in the hospital due to Covid-19. FML
Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML
Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML
Today, I had to cancel plans to go to the movies with the guy I've had a crush on for months due to a sudden case of the flu. This was already rescheduled from yesterday, when I had to cancel due to bad weather (after he had already left home). He thinks that I'm just making excuses not to see him. FML
Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My boss refused to believe me and told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in. I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet. Now he says I won't be paid for the day because I barely did any work. FML
Today, after I've been sick all week, but still coming in to work (I'm not contagious) because I know that we're short staffed, I sucked it up and came in again, only to find out 3 other employees called in because they're hungover. Now I have to do my job and theirs. FML
Today, I’m at home, sick with a really bad sinus and ear infection. If I'd gone to the clinic earlier, then it wouldn’t have spread to my ears, but my boss wouldn’t let me take a day off. FML
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Passa 0
Ngaww that's adorable. Not the end of the world though :)
MidstOfDarkness 0
Awwwwww
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Comments (80)
heatherrrx 0
Oh, the irony. :P
thereitgo 1
lol this isn't creepy or stalkerish to the few people who are saying that. it may sound gay coming from me but the OP sounds like a sweet guy and the co-worker would be lucky to have him.
HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0
Hahah she obv. Doesn't feel the same way about you
ithedarkknight 0
dude i feel your pain i know how sad it is when you like a girl dude... and when you see them it makes you feel so good lol and then when you get the disappointment it sucks... dont be a whimp or be like me if you like her let her know dude or it will always be in the back of your mind...
dormouse_fml 0
Agreed. Especially considering the swine flu pandemic.
tasteslikeloud 0
You liked her sooooo much you couldn't wait to infect her??
nobeans6131 0
i guess she didnt force herself out of bed just to see you... but sucks man
1234five 0
Awww that's cute
Gefangene 0
I think it's sweet you would get out of bed sick to go see a girl you like:) But you prolly should re-think that since you need rest when your sick babe.
RNCftw 0
YDI for creepiness