Today, I was supposed to work with this girl I really like, but I had the flu really bad. I really really wanted to see her so I forced myself out of bed and went to work feeling terrible but determined to see her face. When I got to work I asked where she was. She had called in sick with the flu. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, I finally decided to try to get a date with the girl I like at work. While I was looking for her around the office, her supervisor approached me. She's in the hospital due to Covid-19. FML
Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML
Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML
Today, I had to cancel plans to go to the movies with the guy I've had a crush on for months due to a sudden case of the flu. This was already rescheduled from yesterday, when I had to cancel due to bad weather (after he had already left home). He thinks that I'm just making excuses not to see him. FML
Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My boss refused to believe me and told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in. I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet. Now he says I won't be paid for the day because I barely did any work. FML
Today, after I've been sick all week, but still coming in to work (I'm not contagious) because I know that we're short staffed, I sucked it up and came in again, only to find out 3 other employees called in because they're hungover. Now I have to do my job and theirs. FML
Today, I’m at home, sick with a really bad sinus and ear infection. If I'd gone to the clinic earlier, then it wouldn’t have spread to my ears, but my boss wouldn’t let me take a day off. FML
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Passa 0
Ngaww that's adorable. Not the end of the world though :)
MidstOfDarkness 0
Awwwwww
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Comments (80)
spillproof 0
That's what you get for going in sick! You're that douchebags that spread things around!
usernameaz09_ 0
So sweet :(
sadlozer 0
Bah, can't believe FML has regressed to the level of whinging 13 year olds. I suppose it was inevitable, given that the site's becoming more popular. Anyway I won't rant on any further. Goodbye FML, I'll seek my sources of procrastination elsewhere from here on.
Books4Me 0
Bye bye!
xninix_fml 36
We won't miss you. Bye ;p
NostalgiaFreak9 43
So you're complaining about 13 year olds, yet according to your profile, you were 13 yourself when you typed this. Hypocritical much?
delly_fml 0
Ok but how is ur whole life f***ed? I said FYL but can someone explain
BARGH111 0
Lol just to be the bast*rd to point this out but have you not heard of swine flu? If you have flu like symptoms its kinda a good idea to NOT go out and give it to everyone at work....and before any idiots try and claim there might not be swine flu where s/hes from, fml says s/hes from New south wales (where theres 89 cases : http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-national/swine-flu-cases-rise-to-89-in-nsw-20090608-c0h1.html)
sadistmonkey 19
Oh noez it's the swine flu!!! Ever actually bothered looking at the death rate from swine flu?
miss_california 0
swine flu isn't *that* serious - it's really just like regular flu and the death rates probably won't be any higher than for the regular flu - but whether you have swine flu or normal flu you shouldn't spread the germs around, and with all the swine flu panic most workplaces (and everywhere else) are advising anyone with flu symptoms to stay away, so i bet if you rocked up to work with the flu they'd want you to go home anyway.
lovelykendra5 0
You'll see her another day. Now go sleep your flu off.
p00p0ster0us 0
So, you were ok with bringing the flu to work so you could see someone's face...
lz11 0
That's what you get for acting like a stalker!
Alexgoesfml 3
You would have made a fool of yourself infront of her.
ipts 0
bull
plexico 4
She probably gave it to you!