Today, I misplaced my phone at small house party. I found it later, but not before being called a sick bastard by my crush. It seems one of my "friends" sent her a cock pic with my phone, and now she wants nothing to do with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
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Top comments
asapp78 16
What a dick move by your friend... ba dum tiss!
iAlissa 34
Perhaps keep better track of your personal belongings. And maybe find better "friends."
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Comments (96)
Keriu 9
Reminds me of blue mountain state X) Except it backfired lol
CrazyMelvin 14
YDI for forgetting your phobe
viau 13
maybe your friend has a small one. other wise it might have been different! sorry op
fivetimeslonger 24
Offer to let her compare the picture to your real deal to prove it wasn't you in the picture
Oppression_fml 19
That's what happens when you don't lock the phone
empbob 20
Tell her it's not your dick, then offer to prove it...
TheyCallMeDamien 18
There is one way to prove your innocence but I don't think that'll improve your situation.
jdwmoore 5
youll need to move to a new town, start a new life. no, not again Mrs.Puff
JoseIsAdork 31
op, I suggest putting a lock on your phone or having an app that hides photos that you would rather someone doesn't go through. most of the apps them self are hidden and only you would know where the photos were that you wanted to keep privet and would need to have a password to view. also keep better track of your phone.
Gb1625 7
use a lock application u moooo