Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while swimming in a lake, I was feeling frisky so I dropped my swimsuit and went underwater and masturbated. After I came, I resurfaced and saw two girls giggling. With their goggles they'd seen the whole thing. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
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allyperls89 0
Why are there girls wearing bikinis in gym class?
_rhett 0
maneuver and tuck, why do you think there's a waistband on your swimsuit?
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THIS_FML_SUCKS 0
FAKE
Mattyknows 0
Were they impressed? Some good could come of that situation. Provided you have rather large genitalia.
Occam 0
#77 Only 11? That figure has to have been taken during the winter, it's closer to 17-19 during the summer when I spend the whole day outside. :p
0 3
If he's in gym class, he's probably in high school. If he is in high school, he probably can't help it.
deliciouskaek 1
This story is incomplete. We need closure, dude; what happened next?
TheJadedDiary 2
Fuuuck, is this site full of frigid virgins chicks who've never seen a penis before? Honestly, a hard on doesn't mean all that much and it definitely doesn't make you a perv if seeing hot chicks in bikinis ends in a boner, It's called 'normal'. And in highschool whenever we went swimming for gym 95% of the girls wore bikinis, They're not exactly unheard of.
hotroddy 0
Oh, to be 12 years old again and have the ability to get excited from seeing a girl in a bikini. Those were the days.
kelsliss 0
hahahahahah. thats pretty chilled. poor you though. EVERYONE GETS HORNY EVERY NOW AND THEN it happens ;)
emptyego 0
I kind of find this hard to believe that they let you wear bikinis in high school. They were really strict when I was on swim team. But all the same, I feel bad for you. :( Getting it quicker than normal people or not, that sucks.
hahah808 0
i'm a chick, and i don't think it's pervy...tuck and go? lol we girls have it lucky not to have any visible signs of arousal when we're checking guys out hahah and #8: whahahaha XD