Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while swimming in a lake, I was feeling frisky so I dropped my swimsuit and went underwater and masturbated. After I came, I resurfaced and saw two girls giggling. With their goggles they'd seen the whole thing. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
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allyperls89 0
Why are there girls wearing bikinis in gym class?
_rhett 0
maneuver and tuck, why do you think there's a waistband on your swimsuit?
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Comments (169)
chris1818 0
#22 no one cares about your boner controlling abilities. Your Gay!
meandmoi_fml 0
Tucking it wouldn't work when you're swimming, cause there's no shirt to cover the tip.
LawlRocker 0
omg #4 as hilarious as that is, ...WOW. xD
amykillswitch 0
blame it on the cold water. no one will ask beyond that.
youreawhore 0
LOL Sucks for you Well... at least you didn't get a boner and have to dive in front of a gender separated class :) Would have been awkward, and many would wonder why you got it :P I also don't get why girls call guys who get boners in public pervs... sometimes they can't help it :S It only classifies as perverted if he starts touching you... or it.
nevershoutnever4_fml 0
#56-hahahahahahahahaha
Tall_Kid 0
dude dont worry you're not a perv for getting a boner, you're normal for doing so. all the people calling you a perv need to grow up. like really. but haha you should have been like "hey can i go to the bathroom real quick" and got rid of your woody
Jaxro 6
You were still in the water, waistband tuck that shit!
seonfire 0
Seriously, you got an erection just by looking at chicks in bikinis?
shaPOW 0
i feel so bad for guys =(