Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a mall and got some really awesome shoes. I went home to find out that they are actually women's shoes. I'm a dude. FML
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML
Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who worked there for a size 9.5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML
Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML
Today, at work, I was waiting in line to pay my food at the cafeteria when I noticed the doctor who was in front of me had these really cool looking shoes on. I told him, "I like your shoes!" He turned over, looked at me and didn’t say anything back. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight-hour shift. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, a middle-aged woman came into the shoe shop where I work, and asked me to help her put on a pair of boots that were obviously too small. Simultaneously as I knelt down by her feet, she booted me in the face while we tried to get them on. FML
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Top comments
sumbum95 15
At least you got the shoes you wanted! :)
Aspen_Grace33 27
Well at least he had great customer service skills!
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Comments (103)
mangoboy1 19
My advice to him,if you're good at something never do it for free
Dracoboxer357 36
14- Considering that advice came from the Joker in relation to killing heroes, are you sure you'd want to be following it so closely? ;)
Daiyuki 5
Because that phrase was never uttered before that movie, right?
poccocurantes 7
The fact that your shoes fit perfectly and he had a boner should have tipped you off. Only **** stars get a boner when they do their job well.
victus 14
male prostitutes do too...
Fuji76 15
Or ***** models
Special_Psycho 8
Maybe he was just being polite. Or another idea was he was a far off admirer from your workplace? Just throwing possibilities out there.
Xxblackice 13
you are a special psycho
Damian95 16
Different stroke for different folk! :) enjoy the shoes!
U_GotitDude 18
Talk about awkward lol FYL Op
Dracoboxer357 36
Hmm.....win/win? You're happy, he's happy....I see no problem with this. ;)
taranpreet 7
I'm confused...was he going to the back to bring out your size? How could he have gotten away with that unless he was an employee. Unless it's one of those stores where the different sizes are stacked under the display shoe. I mean, at least he was helpful. I think I'd be okay with it.
Drakorex 10
Sexist store 0.0
AllieCat21 21
They had no male employees at the time. How is that sexist? They didn't say anything like "we don't hire males".
onorexveritas 24
he had good taste... right?
bomberman93 4
You should have known that something was afoot