Today, my friend and I were driving to Florida from Michigan. While going through Ohio my car hydroplaned over a puddle on the highway. I ended up hitting the median and my car got wrecked. Not only am I stuck in Ohio with a car that won't work, I got a ticket for $300 for hitting Ohio property. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I found out where my stolen car was. It was all the way in Maine. I live in Ohio and I got a $300 fine for illegal parking. FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
Today, my fiancé got impatient and passed a lady doing 15 mph under the speed limit. The lady was driving slowly in case the black ice in the other lane was in both. We spun out and drove right into a guard rail. I'd just filled the tank, so now I'm down $40 and need to pay for a rental too. FML
Today, I paid $2300 to a mechanic for fixing my car. It's also the day I got into an accident and totalled said car. FML
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Today, I hit a patch of black ice and totaled my car. The car is a month old. For the next 5 years I'll be paying for a car I can't drive. FML
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Mnemic 6
I would sue that puddle!
buddymask1 0
You live in Georgia and call Ohio racist? Really?
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myfatsack21 0
thats why u michigan ***** should stay out of ohio, Go Buckeys!
Shsstudent10 0
wow i actually passed you im from michigan heading to north carolina. i feel bad your stuck in ohio!
peacelovehappy 0
o and #24 I LOVE YOU thank you for posting such a great fight song
peacelovehappy 0
learn the rules of the road and stop hating on Ohio...all of you people
Blobenshnogen 0
hey at least you got out of michigan. i hate this place..it kills me inside. chances are you're one of the 900 from the lansing area that went/tried to go to florida
Don_fml 0
YDI - If you hydroplaned, you were driving too fast for road conditions. Plain and simple, it was an accident, and it was your fault.
forthelulz_fml 0
I have one question: Are you a woman? If yes, this clears up everything. If no, are you an Asian male? l2drive
mattz_fml 0
Everyone knows Michigan drivers suck.
2PMbaby 0
YDI for not learning how to drive. It's April, in Ohio. Of course it's going to be slippery. The cop probably gave you a ticket cause you're from Michigan, anyway.
darthblah 0
"o and #24 I LOVE YOU thank you for posting such a great fight song" Thanks #55. I'm just shocked i was the first to post it. It's a great song!