Today, my friend and I were driving to Florida from Michigan. While going through Ohio my car hydroplaned over a puddle on the highway. I ended up hitting the median and my car got wrecked. Not only am I stuck in Ohio with a car that won't work, I got a ticket for $300 for hitting Ohio property. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I found out where my stolen car was. It was all the way in Maine. I live in Ohio and I got a $300 fine for illegal parking. FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
Today, my fiancé got impatient and passed a lady doing 15 mph under the speed limit. The lady was driving slowly in case the black ice in the other lane was in both. We spun out and drove right into a guard rail. I'd just filled the tank, so now I'm down $40 and need to pay for a rental too. FML
Today, I paid $2300 to a mechanic for fixing my car. It's also the day I got into an accident and totalled said car. FML
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Today, I hit a patch of black ice and totaled my car. The car is a month old. For the next 5 years I'll be paying for a car I can't drive. FML
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Mnemic 6
I would sue that puddle!
buddymask1 0
You live in Georgia and call Ohio racist? Really?
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bartolo_fml 0
shit i totalled my car and probably knocked over 10 trees on buddies property and the cop was like your an idiot, but i'm not going to write you up
b5200 0
Better then being in michigan.
cmbb 0
#93, You've had ONE bad season? Thanks for the laugh. O-H
Croco83 7
If I ended up with a ticket "for hitting Ohio property", then I'd be ready to sue for what is left of that sorry excuse for a state. If you base your self-worth on a game, then you really are a lost cause. And you people wonder why every other state hates Ohio so much...
RoxyRaccoon 4
Hey! I live in Ohio, and I don't give a damn about football. Leave my state alone. :(
ritalinboy 1
not just ANY property, OHIO property
swimdancelive 0
haha. funny. i live in wonderful ohio. : )
DSuarez94 0
how was he writing this if he lives in Ohio
Tenor_Sax_Man 0
You could have just said " Today I had to go through Ohio. FML" lol. That alone deserves 2 FYL's
hiddaway25 0
Ohio police don't like Michigan drivers... at all. If I were driving to New York, I'd rather go all the way around Ohio.
ashleynonymous 0
I need to get my ass out of Ohio. 20 years is long enough. this state effing sucks!