Today, my friend and I were driving to Florida from Michigan. While going through Ohio my car hydroplaned over a puddle on the highway. I ended up hitting the median and my car got wrecked. Not only am I stuck in Ohio with a car that won't work, I got a ticket for $300 for hitting Ohio property. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I found out where my stolen car was. It was all the way in Maine. I live in Ohio and I got a $300 fine for illegal parking. FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
Today, my fiancé got impatient and passed a lady doing 15 mph under the speed limit. The lady was driving slowly in case the black ice in the other lane was in both. We spun out and drove right into a guard rail. I'd just filled the tank, so now I'm down $40 and need to pay for a rental too. FML
Today, I paid $2300 to a mechanic for fixing my car. It's also the day I got into an accident and totalled said car. FML
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Today, I hit a patch of black ice and totaled my car. The car is a month old. For the next 5 years I'll be paying for a car I can't drive. FML
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Mnemic 6
I would sue that puddle!
buddymask1 0
You live in Georgia and call Ohio racist? Really?
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Comments (142)
jessmariemoedis 0
i love ohio! i live on long island right now and i cant wait to get back home for my 28 day christmas vacation!!! ohio is the best place in all the world!!! O-H I-O
hiiamanna 0
dude, michigan all the way to florida? something bad was bond to happen. x
maddiesonnn 0
ohio is the bombdiggity! the puddle is ur friend. all friends hurt u :D
Fab0luZ 0
Dude If You Were In Detroit All You Could Do Was Take A Bus Back Cause Its Like 3-4Hours Away...
akkimber 0
thats what you get for being a Michigan Wolverine. Buckeyes rock and any haters need to stfu.
mrmerino 0
"Welcome to Ohio !" "ha-ha now you're stuck in Ohio!" I thought of that picture
wafflelaffle27 0
why's everyone have to hate on Ohio! it's honestly not THAT bad! anyway, YDI. Ohio can have all seasons in a day... if you were driving through here you should've known that. And we're not the only state with rain! seriously? learn to drive
JustFreakingFant 0
Welcome to Ohio.
dlrowehtkcuf 7
just another reason why Ohio sucks
audreyy062 2
At least you werent alone...
Bobby64 29
The thing is, this says the FML was posted from Michigan, which is kinda weird since the OP claims to be in Ohio. Hmm.