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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Trollhättan, Sweden
She said yes!
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, and I excitedly called my mother to tell her about our engagement. She half-heartedly said, "Aww, that's nice", before changing the topic to what she'd found in her turd earlier. FML
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killmoose 5
... What did she find?
carleybeak 21
Well sure sounds like your mother is excited for you.
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carleybeak 21
Well sure sounds like your mother is excited for you.
Alleged_Cranium 7
OP, it's not all about you.
HowieDoIt 21
I think she found your proposal to be a bit...corny ;)
killmoose 5
... What did she find?
sammyf89 13
I'm sure many of us want to know.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
A nickel, a bottle cap, an acrillic nail, an action figure...
da_directioner39 17
The engagement ring she wanted OP to use.
ButterPopcorn 14
This certainly needs a follow-up.
iloveCS8 11
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tsent8 15
That vibrator that went up a little too deep last week.
Zeldafreak101 3
Tell her you don't want her at your wedding then!
VannahJane 17
Thats a bit harsh even if she wasn't very excited or supportive about the proposal
DanielT1994 19
3, You sound like a wonderful and forgiving child. I can only hope to have one like you later in life.
tjv3 10
Umm that's TMI lol but hopefully it was interesting
upyourzlolz 11
You think this is THIS is TMI? Sweetie, remember. You're on the site where we find grandma's old sex toys, shart during 69, and where EVERY OTHER ENTRY IS SHIT RELATED.
kawaiisakura 12
There have been worse FMLs. For example, moms or dads telling their kids in great detail about their sex lives. I, for one, would much rather listen to them talk about their bowel movements rather than their sex lives. On this site, bowel movements are the lowest of the low on the scale of TMI(if that makes sense.)
LemonandLime 13
What does TMI mean? Am I the only one who doesn't know?
doodlecloud 27
Too much information. And yes.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
It sounds like your mother was desperate to change the subject... That, or she genuinely thinks the contents of her poop rates more importance than her child's engagement...
lostcrazydiamond 10
Perhaps she does not want to play an active part as a mother-in-law? *crosses fingers*
burz_fml 5
Best mom ever.
VannahJane 17
Makes me wonder what your moms like
upyourzlolz 11
Judging by his/her picture, she seems to be a bitch.
asdfjkl123456 13
She has great priorities apparently.
kevsandy303 12
How did she transition to that? Did you propose by hiding the ring in your girlfriend's turd?
maz95 17
Sounds like your mum isn't too excited. Lets hope she doesn't make your fiancé's life a living hell!
DanielT1994 19
fiancée*
upyourzlolz 11
**pheeonsay
klutz44 28
***Beyonce