it's shitty, yeah, stfu
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Trollhättan, Sweden
She said yes!
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, and I excitedly called my mother to tell her about our engagement. She half-heartedly said, "Aww, that's nice", before changing the topic to what she'd found in her turd earlier. FML
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killmoose 5
... What did she find?
carleybeak 21
Well sure sounds like your mother is excited for you.
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Dracoboxer357 36
Your mother may not be excited but it sounds like your girlfriend, now fiancé is, so its still a win! Chin up, Op, and congratulations! ;D
DanielT1994 19
fiancée*
ksks1234 33
Your mom does not seem too excited. Does she dislike your fiancé? It is more like an fherlife.
DanielT1994 19
fiancée*
RissaLea 8
Maybe she isn't ready for you to be grown up yet? On the other hand I hope it's not because she doesn't like your fiancé.
DanielT1994 19
fiancée*
vbmg152 19
Sounds like someone dislikes your fiancée!
TheVoicesTalk 3
We know who has their priorities straight!
imyy 20
The only thing that matters is if she's right for you!
RedPillSucks 33
That's when you responded with "Don't give me any of your shit!!!" Right? ..., Right?
RebornUnicorn 16
Unless she magically gained the ability to shit gold she should have been a bit more interested in the fact you just got engaged OP.
rattusrattus 19
"Speaking of engagements, I pooped a DIAMOND this morning!" A later call will be after a trip to the jewellers, where it turns out to be a zirconia.
LouisianaBob 9
If you've been together a long time then maybe your mom already expected it to happen. I bet she will show more enthusiasm up to and during the wedding process.
ironichalibut 24
Sounds like she shat all over your good news.