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it's shitty, yeah, stfu This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Trollhättan, Sweden

She said yes!

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, and I excitedly called my mother to tell her about our engagement. She half-heartedly said, "Aww, that's nice", before changing the topic to what she'd found in her turd earlier. FML

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... What did she find?

carleybeak 21

Well sure sounds like your mother is excited for you.

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Well - the important thing is that your girlfriend said YES. Imagine it was the other way around...

Oooooh ouchhh..

Ew. Congratulations on your engagement!

Hey - OPs WIFE here :D we've been very happily married for two and a half years now. His mother genuinely talked about what was in her turd which wasn't anything that exciting, just some blood (sorry to burst the bubble - btw it was nothing sinister). We've never really seen eye to eye his mother and me but mostly because she is her little boy and I was taking him away from her. But we have lived happily ever after :)