Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, my wife finally agreed to try anal. Unfortunately, it was too hot in the apartment so I couldn't focus and I kept going soft. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, I asked my husband if we could rekindle some of our old intimacy, get back in touch with each other’s inner selves, that sort of thing. He looked confused, then got a big smile and said, “You mean we can do anal again? Why didn’t you just say so?” FML
Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
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The_Water_Ninja 9
sounds charming...
datgamerchick 14
Sounds like we know what's cooking for dinner!
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Comments (136)
mkcherry 14
i don't really equate sex and romance but i don't see how anal would be any less romantic than conventional sex and I would be laughing too hard to keep having sex if my s/o ever said anything like that.
Shandra78 9
I used to date a guy who made 'charming' statements like this. He never could figure out why I suddenly wasn't in the mood. Or I'd bust out laughing, which killed his erection every time...
AcieMcG 21
If my boyfriend wants to put it up my butt, he has to take it as well, equal rights lol
worldclassrager 41
Sounds like a cookout...and that sounds horrible in more ways than one...
rickyblair 16
Did you still go through with it? Because I would have legitimately died laughing and we probably wouldn't have continued because the mood would be ruined.
BananerzFresh 12
I did not know anal was romantic?
Lukcia 5
I love a good barbeque!
XxcaitanatorXx 12
lol srry thats hilarious
xemnas164 6
I won't ever look at a hotdog the same way ever again.
dermor 3
but did it work?
Larawk 8
*butt ;) lol