thatssickkk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sex work is real work
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
epistaxis
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
My ears!
Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mad beliefs
Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML
tdiz
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML
Username
France
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Anonymous
Her House, Her Rules.
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Lunar-Spice
Midlothian, United States
Stop talking!
Today, I found out that my great-grandmother was a cougar, seducing men who were barely older than I am now. I did not need to know this information. Thanks Grandma. FML
meeee
Nice to see you
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
lady_jeni
United States
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
Brie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML
lordoftheweird
Kamloops, Canada
Charming
Today, my grandmother tried to lecture me about discrimination. This is the same woman who lies about her grandchildren's race, and tried to convince a Jewish person that the Jews were responsible for the Holocaust. FML
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elchiclebubalu 2
I thinks she wants u to pass on the legacy. Fyl.
Gvil_Eenius 0
That really blows! lmao
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Comments (114)
UrLiFsuX 4
did she take her teeth out and lick her lips to tell you this? then i see FUN! not FML
ragsy 7
Stop judging and start listening.
GearsFan56 1
numbee 1 is a feigginwin
elchiclebubalu 2
thanks
elchiclebubalu 2
thanks i try
pinkandblaqk15 0
wow that's one bed time story I wouldn't want my gramma to tell me
xundria 5
Lol you're a pathetic excuse for a human. You are so much of a loser that you can't come up with your own tag and you have to try to be like them via the Internet. Do us all a favor and remove your balls so you can't reproduce and further infect society with mindless drones.
kpo216 0
gam gam was a *****?
maskedman 9
Was she your everyday run of the mill ***** or did she do anything spectacular like invent the "rusty trombone" or suck off Charlie Chaplin in a silent movie theater, without getting caught.
BooHaUrScared 0
Make a book about it bEveryone wants to read about the prostitutes from the good ol' days!
scoobydoo75060 7
your gam gam was a *****. reference beerfest
fmller12 0
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