thatssickkk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sex work is real work
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
epistaxis
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
My ears!
Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mad beliefs
Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML
tdiz
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML
Username
France
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Anonymous
Her House, Her Rules.
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Lunar-Spice
Midlothian, United States
Stop talking!
Today, I found out that my great-grandmother was a cougar, seducing men who were barely older than I am now. I did not need to know this information. Thanks Grandma. FML
meeee
Nice to see you
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
lady_jeni
United States
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
Brie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML
lordoftheweird
Kamloops, Canada
Charming
Today, my grandmother tried to lecture me about discrimination. This is the same woman who lies about her grandchildren's race, and tried to convince a Jewish person that the Jews were responsible for the Holocaust. FML
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elchiclebubalu 2
I thinks she wants u to pass on the legacy. Fyl.
Gvil_Eenius 0
That really blows! lmao
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Comments (114)
iSitt 0
cherish every opportunity to learn your family history
sxychik 4
I like her lol
sillybabee 3
can ya say that again (;
xundria 5
And OP, if your grandma was a prostitute you may want to get yourself checked for STDs, some can be inherently passed to children. But props to granny, she sounds like a keeper to me!
xundria 5
Before anyone attacks my post, it can be passed down to the OP's mother and then to the OP. Unless it was the father's mom. Though if it were something of that nature, you'd know by now.
lickmyjock 0
hey she take MasterCard?
CallMeHush 1
Swipe it thru her slot, see if it works.
Icarus_II 0
It should considering the previous users experiences. This can't be double win, this must be epic win.
st0n333d 0
One question... she still on active duity ;)
flighted 1
ew....its OP's GRANDMA
SlyTendencies 1
Hahahaha... -_-
perdix 31
Was it a multimedia presentation with visual aids and re-enactments? If she's a GILF, that would have fired up my PowerPoint.
brandothemando 0
You rock perdix
NeonWar__ 0
agreed.
iSwag 0
yes he does. out loud
xundria 5
If she was a GILF, it wouldn't be a Fml... y/n?
perdix 31
xundria, I vote 'n', that is, if it's your own grandma, it still is an FML, even if she's a GILF. IMO, America's #1 GILF is Sarah Palin with her vocal cords cut.
xundria 5
Touché sir. But if it isn't your own grandma and she's a gilf, get to it, old people are experienced and can show you the time of your life. Apparently this one is really experienced as well.
suzieq181218 0
Oh god. That's too good.
samantha_durano 6
hahah, ohh woww.
Kamens 0
YDI for not calling Dr. Drew
bfffness 0
ask her if she has still has any pics :)... oh wait, was the camera even invented yet?
Boddmon 0
Call up the sketch artist (a.k.a Grampa)