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Sex Ed is broken

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

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GiggidyPants 0

Jesus, I guess sex ed is important after all.

360XBOXFTW 0

wait... thats not normal?

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

I could understand a young girl not understanding how women conceive but a teenager? You should've hadthat talk a long time ago. It's kind of your fault for not educating your child. Just Saying.

Dez31396 0

your daughter is retarded.. sorry to say

kg163401 0

agreed

Pilkie01 5

I don't undestand why you're getting so many "I agree, your life sucks".. you clearly didn't do your job as a parent to educate your child.. I knew the basics since i was like 7 lolll

shaniecerb 0

i still havent had the sex talk and im 19...but its kool.i dont need it.the sex shit is logic to me.the way the world is,at least the western world,do u really need parents to tell u that shit?

Cinn_fml 23

Not everyone learns about stuff at the same time or from the same source. Whilst a lot of people are probably fine with the info they get given at school - or find on the net - I think a parent should at least check with their child(ren) that they've got all the info they should have on things like sex and contraception. To assume their child has all the knowledge they need is not a good idea.

shaniecerb 0

yea they can check in and make sure they know.but do they really need to sit down and b like "we need to talk..." thats a little akward for both parties...ok im gettn off track.basically its 2011 and everyone who isnt locked in a basement should know that the penis go in the ****** and use bc and condoms...that kind of info is all around our society

Cinn_fml 23

I'm not saying parents need to sit down and say "we need to talk" and stuff, I'm just saying that it's their responsibility to check that their child(ren) has (have) all the facts. Yeah, it's probably always going to be a little awkward, but that's kinda to be expected.

shaniecerb 0

yea yea yea all im sayin is that the sex stuff is kinda common knowledge

Cinn_fml 23

Agreed, depending upon age.

tink92 3

Why was she sobbing?? Did she want to get pregnant? That's messed up, besides the fact that she doesnt seem too bright either.

2riteluvonherarm 0

haha she's is a smart child ;)

FleshForFantasy 3

That's why you educate your kids about sex.

josh5211 0

if that was true, the world would be over populated by now haha

shaniecerb 0

it is

kasumii 1

Anerican education. -_-