Miscellaneous: Served cold

Served cold

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML

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Twunt 14

Friday 18 December 2009 23:43

Hopefully you live in a hot dog bun.

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Friday 18 December 2009 23:36

What an extremely childish sister. Your parents need to teach her to handle things in a mature manner.

Comments

YouLookSoFine 0

Monday 13 September 2010 16:27

Dinner!!

ciarafox9 9

Saturday 5 February 2011 16:35

tell your sister I said well done

IvoryDragon 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 4:56

ketchup? WTF

Csar 0

Friday 18 March 2011 10:25

What a bitch.

rangermedic77 5

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:05

**** no

Angel1000168 16

Saturday 30 April 2011 14:56

tell ur sis i said excellent dedication

cmw_69 3

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:56

kick it up ,?

lbeevee 0

Friday 29 July 2011 9:05

I'd kill the bitch

kaylapple 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:13

got some fries.?

twofirstnames 12

Wednesday 5 October 2011 4:21

Buy like 100lbs from McDonalds or someplace and clean up while enjoying a delicious snack :3

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