Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance With Somebody. I guess I was too much into the songs because I got heckled and kicked out of the theatre. Oh, and I got ice all over my jacket. It’s 37 degrees outside. FML
Today, alone at my new company, the guy who works the front desk joined me for lunch. I was touched at first, but then he proceeded to have a conversation (against my will) with me about Whitney Houston, for over an hour. That's one lunch break I'll never get back. FML
Today, I was rotated to the graveyard shift at my job. My only co-worker is a twenty-something Paris Hilton wannabe who won't shut up about her belief that she's the reincarnation of Whitney Houston. FML
Today, I mistook my neighbor’s karaoke party for a heated argument and called the cops. When they arrived, everyone was in the middle of a dramatic rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody. FML
Today, at a very important company function where lots of the big bosses were, including the CEO of the company, I absentmindedly introduced the executive director whose name is Whitney as “Whitney Houston.” On stage. In front of ALL of them. I’ll never live this down. FML
Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML
Today, I'm exhausted. My neighbours across the street had an argument about loud metal music. After a threat of, "Turn the heavy metal off or I’ll burn your house down," the music changed to Katy Perry’s "Firebird". For two hours. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, I was involved in a debate. Things got out of control, insults were hurled, and by the end friends were lost. The subject of the debate? Whether snot has enough calories in it to be nutritional. FML
Today, I was having an intense argument with my girlfriend. At the height of it, in a rare moment of total silence, Alexa announced, “Now playing: ‘Someone Like You’ by Adele.” We both stopped, stared at the speaker, and then continued arguing while Adele sang on in the background. FML
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Top comments
justmethough 8
You have to accept it, she will not always love you.
Enslaved 38
I can't listen to anyone talk about Whitney Houston without someone saying "She was fine, until she married that low life Bobby Brown. Blah blah blah" Damn! She was a grown ass woman, she ****** up her life on her own!!! Call the cops!
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Comments (93)
illabye 0
Rreally? Lmao do you guys have nothin better to do? But I feel you sometimes I debate with my friends about peanut butter and banana
Justin23L 2
Banana is obviously superior.
WCARlover 35
No no no, peanut butter is clearly better
DKjazz 20
Okay, this is getting a little too heated for me. I'm calling the cops!
Swiftly 0
They had to send back up on this one
Pelreskovich 11
SWAT team and riot police!
luccmon 6
Shields and helmets and tear gas n' sheeeiiit!
martini47 12
Why would u have a fight about her? Seriously who cares
Torva_fml 16
Millions of people care.
allerz 0
Not as many as you think.
mattorama 15
I agree, who cares. Put her death in simple terms. A drug addict died. Whooptie do.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
i bet her ******* family cares. insensative pricks.
swampbilly 5
**** off pussy
theWINDOWmonster 3
I'm already sick of hearing "I will always love you." People are beating that ******* song to death.
Pelreskovich 11
Really? Fight about something worthy.. I hope I'm not the only one sick of these Whitney Houston shenanigans. She was a great entertainer, not a soldier, hero, leader, or God of any sort..
CDeCam 9
You're definitely not. Like you said, she was a great entertainer, but I loathe all the attention and recognition she's getting when there are people, like soldiers, who die for much more noble reasons and don't throw their life away to drugs who get no recognition whatsoever.
Pelreskovich 11
Just tired of everyone buying into the media pop culture trendy bullshit.. Whether you support war/fighting or not those men/women should be honored over a washed up crack addicted celebrity.
Pelreskovich 11
As a successor, I'd like to apologize if my comments on this topic offend anyone, a stray troll is bound to stumble upon this and visciously attack me.
IndianGiver 8
Dont forget about the people who are fighting cancer, starvation, mental emotional and physical abuse. They deserve honor and respect too. I mean these soldiers could just be fighting to help their mom pay for medical when she had breast cancer. Or fighting to escape their life at home. Everybody deserve some kind of honor.
islander03 5
I agree. She's a musical legend but life goes on... When will we move with it?
ValerieStar 5
You're not alone. Before she died she was seen as a terrible person cause she did crack. Now they glorify her & play her movie & songs. Its ridiculous & annoying. -_____-
Arxikist 3
I bet you half the people crying about her death and how she was a great entertainer, asked when they saw Paul McCartney on the Grammys "Who the **** is he?" John Lennon's death is probably less remembered than hers. Sad times..
RussianFox 13
The same thing happened with Michael Jackson suddenly he dies and the media is on his side. When he was alive barely anyone liked him going on about how he raped that boy.
MetalxSoldier 26
All I can say is that you're stupid.
Calyx_fml 22
It's spelled yore, stupid. ;^)
Emd0406 4
Kinda like when Michael Jackson died. The fact that he was a potential child molester just kinda went away.
MilkMaid75 2
My comment on you exact same post for the previous FML still stands!
bargarlm 2
Dude, do some research. That "pedophile" stuff is a bunch of bullshit. There's actual evidence of Whitney being a druggie, but they could never prove MJ did anything wrong. Now just let that little lie go -.-
ungawd 3
That kid that accused MJ came forward after MJ had died and told the truth. The kid lied about it to try to get money out if MJ. He was innocent u tard.
islander03 5
she's still dead, no one in her family recognizes your "efforts" and you had police interaction. Opinions are valuable but never get too far gone over someone who will never realize your attempt or who has nothing to do with you at all! she isnt family, you dont know her! get it together ....
musicluvr2000 11
Dear neighbor, please shut up
Maddchapps 0
Did you fight over if crack was wack or not?? Or if she was smokin that bobby brown?? :)