Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML
Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I thought a cute and well-dressed guy, with a mask matching his shoes, was taking a picture of me. Flattered, I approached him. Turns out, he was playing Pokémon Go and was just trying to catch a “Geodude.” He also blurted out that he was gay. He's into dudes and Geodudes. FML
Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML
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lessthananna 0
she sounds like a bitch anyway. then again so do you.
ADub55 0
awkward...
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Flutist 3
I'd dump her. Just because she is "hot" doesn't mean you have to kiss her ass, Op. If you like the Pokemon song and she is going to rag on you and others for it then you shouldn't just try to keep the conversation going. Obviously, if you had nothing better to talk to, all you want from her is sex and you should just be honest with her or find another bed partner.
A7X_LoVeee 10
I wouldn't be surprised if he was dumped immediately after his ringtone went off.
WeooBeans 14
You should have told her to GTFO.
Aryan_Sheen 0
you could've played it off as a joke?
assassinStorm 4
YDI for agreeing with her just because she's hot. Especially since your even worse than the guy you were making fun of.
assassinStorm 4
*you're.
theUBERcomment 1
hypocrite bastard!!!!!!!!
burycack 4
I'd date you for sure ;) . Any guy who likes Pokemon is a-okay with me
XxXPromiseXxX 0
sucks to suck
athos1237 4
Loser! If you're old enough to date, Pokemon should no longer be in your vocabulary. YDI
1215116a 14
I hate when people think they reach a certain age they can't love what was in their childhood. I think Pokemon was the best show I watched as a kid. You don't have to hate/forget it forever after you are to 'mature' for it. That would be wiping your childhood away. ): I still love Pokemon :)
Xxak907xX 0
Dude, Pokemon is an amazing game. I started playing it when Red and Blue came out and I'm playing Black and White now. You're never too old for Pokemon
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Moron
Riddles66 0
Pokémon gotta catch 'em all it's so true our courage will pull us thru you teach me and I'll teach you pokémon gotta catch 'em all pokémon.
almighty_zer 5
STDs?