Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML
Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I thought a cute and well-dressed guy, with a mask matching his shoes, was taking a picture of me. Flattered, I approached him. Turns out, he was playing Pokémon Go and was just trying to catch a “Geodude.” He also blurted out that he was gay. He's into dudes and Geodudes. FML
Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML
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lessthananna 0
she sounds like a bitch anyway. then again so do you.
ADub55 0
awkward...
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Comments (534)
01freak 1
well serves u right u should have stood up for ur fellow pok'emon lover not dissed him
FmlWtfTiff21 0
Sounds like somebody needs a new ringtone...
brandybaby1204 0
LMFAO
aragmir 13
YDI for hiding who you are
synonymous 1
Lol I'll take your word on that :D
lalallamas 0
gotta catch 'em all!
Michele2luv 8
thats the first thing I thought when I read this! :) total win
Egnar 19
Phone rule number 1: Never pick a ringtone you would EVER be embarrassed by. If she has a problem with your ringtone she'll probably have a problem with a lot of the other nerdy things you more than likely do. Imagine getting married to her, would you like suppressing all the things she things are "juvenile"? Some girl laughed at me once when she found out I had bought $100 worth of nerf items with a friend, saying I was juvenile - I told her "Damn right I'm juvenile but. . .I'll also make a damn fine father one day."
ruthycakes 0
karma is a bitch
spec2662 0
I would've changed my ringers as soon as she started making fun of it, and used the guise of setting on my airplane mode so my time would be all hers. sorry to all the other commentators but if she is hot I can be shallow and bragging rights is bragging rights.
laden_swallow09 35
What sort of life would that be?