Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML
Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I thought a cute and well-dressed guy, with a mask matching his shoes, was taking a picture of me. Flattered, I approached him. Turns out, he was playing Pokémon Go and was just trying to catch a “Geodude.” He also blurted out that he was gay. He's into dudes and Geodudes. FML
Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML
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lessthananna 0
she sounds like a bitch anyway. then again so do you.
ADub55 0
awkward...
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Comments (534)
grobo555 0
YDI for pretending to be someone you're not.
djmacncheeze 6
chickennbenchpress... I CHOSE YOU
KillTheNoise 0
I like Pokemans and all but seriously, the theme song as your ringtone? YDI man
egamage 0
... Pokemans... POKEMANS?!!?!?! Diaf.
Joeproof1994 0
sucks to be you. but that is so funnt
Pazu_fml 10
YDI. Plenty of girls are okay with nerdy guys, but the vast majority won't put up with a dishonest guy.
xstewie16x 0
I wanna be the very best that no one ever way, duh duh duh, even if that means ne-ver get-ting laidddddddd POKEMON!
sk8erd 15
she dont like pokemon and your goin out with her?? K, she may be hot (i think?) seriously dump that bitch but i think she's already dumped you...
Interstate74 0
who doesn't like the pokemon theme? besides that girl
minidinosaurgoes 9
or guy... not quite sure yet -_-
reebokkid123 14
Sounds like we have a hypocrite on our hands...
parxxx 0
ohhh wooow ur an idiot hahaha(no offence)
laden_swallow09 35
How can one call someone an idiot and NOT expect the other to be offended? It's like insulting someone's long-dead grandmother and saying LOL.