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School project [gone sexual]

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML

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You assume that double meaning isn't true.

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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massivebox 0

next time say oratorical

Hahaahhaa!!! That's something I would say!!!

mehwhateverr 0

That's actually pretty funny.

Haha very funny

Emika_fml 0

Nice! So I guess you can say your oral skills leave people convulsing (with laughter) or dead (also of laughter). :)

Lol, poor thing!

Jew hater.

lol, #4! i probably wouldve done the same thing. And everyone saying "Jew hater". Doing a presentation about him doesnt make you a Jew hater. and saying he had oral skills doesnt either. He was a good speaker but he was an asshole too. Just leave the person who wrote this alone, its not like they said that Hitler was a good person.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Y wood u write about Hitler??????