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School project [gone sexual]

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML

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You assume that double meaning isn't true.

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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Comments (324)

givemechikin 0

#3 if you dont already know then im not going to explain it... OP that sucks

amandaxx 0

haha did yur teacher get horny

that_guy321 2

lmao that's awesome ayee 69th comment xD

Dude that's messed up lol

Thats mad funny hahahahahahaha

LOL

Hahaha sucks fo u

Embarassment 0

Well your life isn't f'd unless the people all think you're crazy. If so that's pretty funny.

Orally, Hitler was quite good. But in other respects, his work is less than commendable. :P