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School project [gone sexual]

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML

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SaintKiwi 0

2 June 2009, 09:23

You assume that double meaning isn't true.

tempaccount 0

2 June 2009, 09:26

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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sdonnervt 0

2 June 2009, 09:29

other than the holocaust, hitler was also known for his oral pleasure.

ice_cream456 0

14 June 2011, 03:56

he needed something to do in the meantime.

triplethreat13 0

2 June 2009, 09:32

"when hitler spoke, all the gay men had erections." haha :) thats what comes to my mind, i dont know about you, but... :)

teentee401 37

20 June 2014, 07:13

Actually when Hitler spoke, all gay men were sent to concentration camps.

CryingHowls 0

2 June 2009, 09:35

the readers would agree that YOUR oral skills make everyone go wild with excitement too ;)

boricua_4life407 5

8 October 2009, 03:54

Lmfao I know right? :P

CryingHowls 0

2 June 2009, 09:35

i think YOUR oral skills make everyone go wild with excitement. HAHA!

Shizden 0

2 June 2009, 09:37

number 10 is a fucktard (lol) yay for sexual innuendos :)

SweetestSin 4

2 June 2009, 09:37

LMFAO not truly a FML but still funny as shit. When I was in 6th grade I was reading in class and I kept saying orgasms instead of organisms it was embarrassing at the time it didn't **** my life, but I look back on it and I laugh this is one of those things - a little embarrassing for you but you will get over it and laugh about it.