Cail
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
School project [gone sexual]
Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML
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SaintKiwi 0
You assume that double meaning isn't true.
tempaccount 0
So did your oral skills titillate the student body?
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laughinboy 0
LOL haha nice
nirvanafan980 0
Hitler only had one ball
underaegis 0
that is true that hitler only had one it's a good thing "grow a pair" wasn't in style back then
DisappearingRose 18
If I said that and people laughed, I'd get suspended... Teachers and their assuming....
Tobe_fml 0
Hahaha, you have shamed yourself. FYL
dead_beauty 0
how is this fml????
chaos753159 4
oral skills = oral sex
observesandgasps 0
he means dick suckery
breenarae25 0
duhh
SaintKiwi 0
You assume that double meaning isn't true.
triplethreat13 0
modern society has very sick minds. you have to watch your mouth. but that is freaking hilarious!! haha sorry about that though, that would be a laugh-about-it-later moment!!
hollers444 0
I'd laugh about it then and there
tempaccount 0
So did your oral skills titillate the student body?
Cjw1220 0
AMAZING
McBurgar 0
haha. I would have been.
Seventie 0
:x I bet his skills make people wild. Eh, these days everyone is nastehh
jonmansheppard 9
his skills killed people ?
rmujerita 0
#4 LMFAO
emily4040 18
Do you not know how to respond to comments?
mz200sx 0
ahahaha
Shizden 0
speach fail? woot first 10 :D