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School project [gone sexual]

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML

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You assume that double meaning isn't true.

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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TriniRockStar 0

Lmao

Oh my god I love you forever.

ctatanish 0

u would know!!! ooooooooii burned!!!!

live2luvG00 0

Hahaha!

Hi-larious unintended double entendre. I'll bet that this comment thread will be locked later on once people start posting highly offensive/heatedly defensive that are practically imminent due to the inherently controversial subject matter of this FML. o_O

NINETY-ONE

irishfever 0

@54: Why "wood" he do a presentation on Hitler? Maybe because it was the assignment dumbshit And at all those "You hatin on the Jews" : dear lord you make me want to track you down and slap you.

kingbeau 0

Oh noooooo, you insinuated hitler liberally and generously dispensed effective oral sex! Yep, FYL alright, hitler sure would be pissed...

LOL that sucks

fireandice92 0

So nazi's give good oral? That explain my ex bf! *bam*!