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School project [gone sexual]

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML

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You assume that double meaning isn't true.

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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HAHA- #14 this made my day, honestly.

haha321 0

haha nice job :)

ignoranceonhigh 0

I definately had that reaction to his oral skills.

Specks88 0

You can ask Poland what they thought of his "oral skills"...

Funny, I love when people do that!

mylifeisfuckeddd 0

hhahha! #18 that happened to me too! i was reading my bio text book thinking "why are they talking about orgasms?!" and every time i tried to say organism in class i would pause and think.

first time i've lol'd at an fml in a long time. thank you very much.

thats just modern society, y were u doin a report on hitler though?

HahahahahhahahhahhahahahahHah i wulda laughed my ass off well wait i did

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

lmfao..I just literally lol'ed. (x I can see how you mixed up words like that. sometimes you just can't get the right words :x I hope your professor had a good sense of humor. if not. well. sucks to be you. :3