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School project [gone sexual]

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML

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You assume that double meaning isn't true.

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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Freudian Slip FTW!!!

GolemdX 0

Hey, it depends on who you're speaking to.

deanisbeast888 0

ha, that made my day

poopinmyshoe 0

I'm going to **** you until your eyes pop out

Ha ha...Hitler was good for something if that was true

smartfunnydude 0

double meanings are hillarious!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MINE DO TOO :D

Your vocab sucks

jdman619 0

Ahahah that's hillarious actually.