Cail
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
School project [gone sexual]
Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML
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SaintKiwi 0
You assume that double meaning isn't true.
tempaccount 0
So did your oral skills titillate the student body?
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rexchanna 3
Those commentators who think that people have dirty minds: the correct word is "oratory", therefore "oral" is incorrect in any context. And OP, LAWL, that sucks! I know what it's like to slip up in public speaking, but ouch.
KINGMARIO_fml 0
Thats hilarious
mylife6969 0
ahhahaha, u shouldn't be embarressed I bet everyone laughed but u might just not get a good grade
that_one_dude 0
Ewww hitler giving head???? Bad pictures.......
misssweetie 0
I was sitting in my college's library and literally started lol'ing. The "you're a rude idiot stares" were so worth it! My new favorite FML. Congrats. You beat out my old time favorite of the guys tongue ring getting stuck on girl's clit piercing
halokid5656 0
Haha Hitler giving oral I wouldn't like to see that lol
weman321 0
Rofl
andresss 0
Haha nice!
wawenockchick 0
why couldn't you just say he was charismatic??? duh!
gymnasty2233 0
Hahahaha that's soooo funny