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School project [gone sexual]

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML

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You assume that double meaning isn't true.

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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Well f hitler. Blech I hate that name

Freudian slip there, bub?

hollowman123 0

Do u have the same skills as Hitler?

koalakittens 0

That's not a FML or a YDI, it's just wonderful.

Oh God. I was shaking with laughter after reading that.

Damn! Why wasn't I in your class?

Fake. No one speaks like that. Anyone who believes this is retarded.

cutie1sk 0

Omg!! Tht really sucks!! I totally feel 4 u! Somethin similar happened 2 me b4!!

iSoccaplaya 0

Freak