Cail
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
School project [gone sexual]
Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML
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SaintKiwi 0
You assume that double meaning isn't true.
tempaccount 0
So did your oral skills titillate the student body?
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AssumeTheWorst 0
bahahaha hannah, your the best wish i was there =D
JordynXJigsaw13 0
Why would you want to say anything good about Hitler! You sicko! I hope all the Jews of the world come and beat the hell outa you!!!!!!
car6435 0
whats ironic is that hitler would infact land in most of the slots of persecution. he was a hipicrit bastard
kawenCHAN 0
So hilarious! They probably thought you were just being funny, so that's not necessarily a bad thing. :)
kawenCHAN 0
I remember once I had to do a presentation on World War II and I began by saying it started on August 31, then proceeded to yell it was the same day as my birthday. Really loudly. I sympathize.
whyowhy26 3
i love double meanings.
chexmex 0
Make sure people don't get horny after your presentation.
imtoast 0
haha that's hilarious last year, a coach told one of my friends that she probably gets 100% on all her oral presentations.
amatoryangel 0
#272... its called a double entendre :)
stickhed51396 0
That's what you deserve for siding with Hitler!