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School project [gone sexual]

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML

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You assume that double meaning isn't true.

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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superfreak67 0

lol that sucks

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA THATS A GOOD ONE!!!

mstartz36 0

U probably have 7 kittens

That's not so bad. I remember when I was 11 and went on a vacation with a friend, we were talking about condominiums and we knew the full word, but we correct remember the shortened word (condos), so we called them condoms. The whole trip. In public.

#68- thanks for the attempt at peace; at least I'm not the only one fed up with all the pain-in-the-ass, racist comments. -.-

You made me giggle with thoughts.... LMAO

FAIL.....haha

um this isnt an fml, easily could be laughed offf, but it is pretty funny lol

Hahahaaaah!!!!!! Oh man! That happened to my 7th grade history teacher. He said "when Aberham Linlcon got errected....I mean re-elected." haha it was awesome!

HAHAHA xD but it's no big deal. Just giggle and continue :|