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School project [gone sexual]

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML

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You assume that double meaning isn't true.

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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I think his oral skills all stemmed from his 'stache.

candii_fml 0

bwhhahahhahahahaa thatss epic :)

waxstigmata 0

come on people, just take the joke at face value, the OP is not a nazi because he wrote a historical reoprt, and i'm pretty sure everyone here knows "Holocaust=bad" so what are you arguing about? grow a humor tumor, friends...

LMFAO that was funny

There is no way this is a FML. This one is a total WIN. LMAO. I would have LOVED to have had that in my "Greatest Leaders" speech.

Shadydeals 0

That is true.

Haha! That sux!

phoenixhix06 0

Hahahahahhahahahah

danuhhx 0

LOL. I'd probably do that too

PeaceLoveTashi 0

YDI for trying to say anything positive about Hitler.