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School project [gone sexual]

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML

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You assume that double meaning isn't true.

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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DarkMirror 0

#54 Just because he had to do a paper on Hitler (in which there should be no shame in doing so) doesn't mean he actually picked Hitler as the subject he wanted to write about.

SmoothTalker 0

LOLLERCAUST!!!

Oh the irony #10. That is just pathetic.

sixteen16_fml 0

#27, tell that to the 6 million Jews who died becus of that ****** idiot

Awseomeeee I bet that had some people in hysterics

iamspartacus2 0

You would know Eva.

Double Meanings: FTW

iamspartacus2 0

Even if he did pick Hitler, that's not anti-Semetic. The Jews want us to know about the Holocaust. Remember the whole "never again" thing? #54, you are just attempting to devalue history. #29, not even funny. Go fall in a pungee pit.

Haha, love it.

Regardless if he was a good speaker or not just showing you admiration and your appreciation for his talent to speak is a way of remembering him in a good way! don't even mention him, no one wants to hear about him and the horrible things he did stop praising him for it...

He was a good speaker though. If he was not a persuasive person he wouldn't have been able to do all of the horrible things he did and get so much support with all of it. And yes, I am Jewish.