Cail
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
School project [gone sexual]
Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML
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SaintKiwi 0
You assume that double meaning isn't true.
tempaccount 0
So did your oral skills titillate the student body?
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JiggleJugJug 0
Well you all need to calm down and my friend said and wants you to know that Jesus doesn't love u anymore!Because u are all Jew haters!!!!!! Diarrhea....
K1ll_M3_N0w 0
I'm Jewish, and wasn't offended by any comments except for YOURS. So maybe yous hould bury your computer in a fourty three foot hole in the ground and then crawl into a hole yourself and don't expose yourself to civilization. At ALL! Because just because, as someone (can't remember which comment) said, I'd have trouble convincing ONE person to kill ONE perosn, but Hitlers oratorical skills were so great e convinced MILLIONS of people to kill MILLIONS more people. My Great-Grandfather's brother and parents were shot in the holocaust because they were Jewish, I am very educated in the Holocaust and everyaspect of it, and have been to the Holocaust memorial and have even written multiple essays, presentations,etc., about Hitler and the Holocaust. A lot of the people commenting on here need to go fuc themselves, because writing a prsentation about Hitler doesn't make you anti-semitist, ESPECIALLY since a semitic religion is one whose "reigion, people, and/or language came from the Middle Eastrn area" which includes Judaism, Islam, AND CHRISTIANITY TOO!!!!
JiggleJugJug 0
NAh I don't talk to Jesus man I'm Jewish....
DrunkenLullaby 0
Wow lol
fuckyourmom 0
mustache rides!
CherishFlowers 0
#151: 6 million Jews, 5 million Non-Jews died in the Holocaust.
JiggleJugJug 0
LOL wow #151 you sure are smart...
CHS__Bball 0
Long live Hitler and his dick sukin
crap09 0
I say F Hitler's life.
pensfan8771 0
He only had one testie ;)
quadracer111 0
#3 does it really matter to you? Your a ******* retard.