and not even in the good way
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
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Scary daddy
Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML
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EverestMelting 23
The fun dads are always the ones who get in trouble. I support your efforts, just not the outcome. Good luck OP.
mwhpug 4
My daughter's crying and my wife will be home any minute, I'm screwed! Quick, let me post this to FML!
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Comments (134)
olpally 33
Way to go. Better do something and quick! Haha. Idiot.
mesha20 19
This is why I'm terrified of balloons. Hahaha
CrazyMelvin 14
Nice move. Now she'll be afraid of balloons
ShannonBitt 29
I know a guy who is terrified of balloons because one popped in his face when he was little. Permanent scarring, OP
ThunderTheRad 14
Dick.
OysterPearls 33
I agree, how dare he subject his daughter to something as traumatizing as a balloon to the head! What a horrible father he is for trying to have innocent bonding time with his child! Is my sarcasm obvious enough?
jmfreee 16
Yeah, as you can tell by the FML he absolutely MEANT to scare the crap out of her, which is a dick move. Had it happened accidentally, it would just be an unfortunate mistake. Oh wait, it was an accident. I'd say that makes him not a dick in this particular situation.
Llama_Face89 34
42- how do you figure? He didn't mean for it to pop. I've don't that to my cousins plenty of times. They get a kick out of it.
dman1997 5
Re-read #42's post very carefully.
ThunderTheRad 14
He knew she was wearing a hair clip. Did he not know the possibility of it popping? Accident or not, you always have to be aware of possibilities.
crazytwinsmom 25
You can't assume he noticed or was conscious of the fact that she was wearing a hair clip. Dads don't always notice those types of things.
ToxicTyrael 26
#83 You can't pack your child in bubblewrap! Children cry, children get dirty and they hurt themselves. Nothing to worry about.
YellowKettleBell 31
You'll pay for years of therapy because of this! ;-)
Kami_no_Kage 10
Time to bribe the child or bribe the wife. Maybe both.
Capitan 15
First kid huh?
ilovemychem 22
Smart username haha
qwertyfml23 3
So of course you post to FML instead of trying to console her.
Echosnow 15
Father of the year award!!!