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Scary daddy

Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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EverestMelting 23

31 March 2014, 01:46

The fun dads are always the ones who get in trouble. I support your efforts, just not the outcome. Good luck OP.

mwhpug 4

31 March 2014, 02:12

My daughter's crying and my wife will be home any minute, I'm screwed! Quick, let me post this to FML!

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paulip163 4

31 March 2014, 04:55

worldclassrager 41

31 March 2014, 05:34

I can see that being a grand idea at the moment...next time if you want to do that make sure her hair is free from accessories...

A_Perfect_Circle 12

31 March 2014, 05:37

I guess you can say you will get some, *puts on shades* "static" from the mrs's when she gets back!

gaydragon 13

31 March 2014, 05:53

lying never goes good just try to comfort your daughter and maybe let her hit you with a balloon to help her feel better? either way own up to it, Its not a big deal that it happened you didn't hurt her just scared her, good luck op