and not even in the good way
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
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Scary daddy
Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML
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EverestMelting 23
The fun dads are always the ones who get in trouble. I support your efforts, just not the outcome. Good luck OP.
mwhpug 4
My daughter's crying and my wife will be home any minute, I'm screwed! Quick, let me post this to FML!
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Comments (134)
schadenfreud 6
not the first time breaking a rubber object has led to problems with children
Sinclair935 5
I dunno if I'm just overtired, but I started giggling uncontrollably when I read this.
wanted_2_want 40
I doubt you'll ever be trusted to babysit your own daughter again.
cryssycakesx3 23
it's called being a dad, not "babysitting"
energizerbunny23 18
Injure yourself in a playful way and pretend you are hurt, most times they end up laughing
evildemonchild 18
How old is your daughter? o.o Distract her with ice cream(if she's like 2 -7) or give her a toy
Soundslikeothers 15
Calm Down and tell you wife the Truth. Your daughter was playing with a balloon. It floated and hit her hair clip and busted.
ZtrukNayr 2
If she's gonna be home any minute it seems like posting on FML isn't the best idea
grgnyce 8
...do you dear your wife or something? Man card revoked...
BeepBeepSwerve 9
WHy take his man card, so it can replace your nonexistent one?
TheCitizens96 28
Haha! Kids.... :P
Ksweety_fml 27
You scared the poor baby, silly head.
jefavre 1
Well I guess I should post about it before I stop her crying