Scary daddy

The fun dads are always the ones who get in trouble. I support your efforts, just not the outcome. Good luck OP.

My daughter's crying and my wife will be home any minute, I'm screwed! Quick, let me post this to FML!

never lie to your wife, and hey go hug your daughter and opologize, try and make her laugh ♥ hopefully she will feel better

Yet he had time to write and post about it..

I understand why you would be screwed but just tell her what happened, end of story. This is why I couldn't imagine being married unless me and my gal where completely synced with one another. I would hate to be a man in fear of what my wife is going to say when she comes home because I ruined play time. Y'all are both adults, just explain what happened and move on with the rest of your day. I think a lot of issues could be worked out in a marriage through talking, properly talking, even though in your case what you did is not really an issue. I'm going to go ahead and assume you might be the type of husband that gets put on the couch or has to check in when going to the store. But hey it's none of my business, to each his own. Have a happy marriage.

*were

When I first saw this I read hair lip, not clip

This sounds exactly like my cousin with his daughter

Just why? I'm curious.

Not tonight

hang in there buddy, its a privilege to have a daughter, but that don't make the job any easier :) not sure how old your daughter is, but ice creams seems to be the universal cure for alot of things.

Quick my child is hurt/scared let's make a post about it!